three truths and one lie

So here we go. Of the four things I've listed, tell me which one is the lie.



I am the designated cat puke cleaner-upper in the house.


The recent introduction of a revolutionary housekeeping technique has literally changed my life.


I am a semi-regular viewer of the soap opera General Hospital.


I am the only person residing in the house that likes black licorice.



And seriously, there's a story for every single one of these even the ones that sound pretty benign. I'm kind of dying to tell you the stories, actually. But first you need to judge which one of these is a fib. Go!