If you're just tuning in now, read the introduction, the first law, and the second law. Much more understandable that way.
3. Unmixy Things
Orange juice and cream do not mix. DO NOT MIX. DO. NOT. MIX. Do I need to say this any other way? We can all coexist in the supermarket refrigerator aisle, happy to be kept cool and frosty, but we really don't taste good together. We can even hang out on the same table, and enjoy breakfast-- each offering our own contributions. But remember: you are not orange juice; they are not cream.
Tune in Monday for Law #3A: The Orange Julius Clause