My friend Sarah, when she had her daughter, she told us this story about how she was changing her in their living room and she pooped while Sarah was cleaning her bum and the poop ARCHED up into the air and splattered their whole living room.
I found it difficult to sit on their furniture after that.
How is it that when you see your 4 week old baby girl, that your heart just breaks cuz you want to be her best-est friend? I'm smitten with a girl that can mess up a perfectly nice fluffy white diaper. and how is it that she continues to smell good afterwards. Seriously, I can't hold her close enough.... being a dad rocks!
Just wait until he changes her diaper and as he's sliding a new diaper underneath her, she'll pee on his hand... (trust me... it happens, if you're not careful!)
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My friend Sarah, when she had her daughter, she told us this story about how she was changing her in their living room and she pooped while Sarah was cleaning her bum and the poop ARCHED up into the air and splattered their whole living room.
I found it difficult to sit on their furniture after that.
Oh, no. I bet that's not the last time, either.
(When can we see pics - please???) :)
pics of poo?! jk
How is it that when you see your 4 week old baby girl, that your heart just breaks cuz you want to be her best-est friend? I'm smitten with a girl that can mess up a perfectly nice fluffy white diaper. and how is it that she continues to smell good afterwards. Seriously, I can't hold her close enough.... being a dad rocks!
I'd never seen that either until the little Wooga man came along. :)
Chip--Aww, what a sweet comment! That's exactly how I feel--I can't ever hold my baby close enough. :)
Just wait until he changes her diaper and as he's sliding a new diaper underneath her, she'll pee on his hand... (trust me... it happens, if you're not careful!)
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