Friday, September 14, 2007

draftacular

In place of a lovingly crafted post, you, lucky you, reader of The Creamery, you get this madness. To add further explanation (obviously this is the Infamous Slug Photo): this is after the spiral formation had fallen off the wall and was holding on by what can only be described as a single slug toenail - stretched to capacity. And that gelatinous substance? Chip investigated for y'all at the time - and found it to be full of tiny slug babies. And he even went so far as to say, "You know, they're kinda... cute." But NO. A WORLD OF NO. NOT CUTE. THEY ARE GROSS. DISGUSTING. AND THEY DID IT ON THE WALL OF MY HOUSE. (The dark water splash mark is where Chip's first glass of water hit - missing his mark widely, as you can see.)

Enjoy it while it lasts, kiddos.


And yes, I know exactly what it looks like. I didn't want to mention it.

7 comments:

stacie d said...

oh my gosh. this is somehow both WORSE and BETTER than i ever imagined!

tearese said...

ewww, the close up is even morbidly better. And...you're expecting? Congrats!

The Wife said...

Oh dear. That was...wow...every bit as disgusting as you had promised. Now I feel bad for making you post it...and also kind of sick.

wow. and ewwwww.

Chip said...

ah the miracle of life...

I guess this proves that there really is someone out there for everyone :) even if the couple really looks like crap together

Whimsy said...

And... I present my hilarious husband!

angelalois said...

it was seriously the grossest thing I had ever seen... and now it's gone. I should have saved it! darn!

emilyshaw said...

I haven't yet commented on your blog ... and i repent for that ... please forgive ... but his one - i can not resist the urge to tell you that I about peed my pants reading about the slugs! and then to see the picture ... NASTY i have to agree with you there! and Chip - you wax poetic!