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In place of a lovingly crafted post, you, lucky you, reader of The Creamery, you get this madness. To add further explanation (obviously this is the Infamous Slug Photo): this is after the spiral formation had fallen off the wall and was holding on by what can only be described as a single slug toenail - stretched to capacity. And that gelatinous substance? Chip investigated for y'all at the time - and found it to be full of tiny slug babies. And he even went so far as to say, "You know, they're kinda... cute." But NO. A WORLD OF NO. NOT CUTE. THEY ARE GROSS. DISGUSTING. AND THEY DID IT ON THE WALL OF MY HOUSE. (The dark water splash mark is where Chip's first glass of water hit - missing his mark widely, as you can see.)

Enjoy it while it lasts, kiddos.

And yes, I know exactly what it looks like. I didn't want to mention it.