Tuesday, November 17, 2009

yesterday's post: redux

You are officially awarded the Most Dedicated Creamery Reader Award for actually reading a post with this title. I mean, really, that's some FAITH.

Which hopefully I will reward (a little?) with actual New Content, even though this is clearly a REDUX. Why the redux? Because there are things we need to talk about! And yesterday's post is a good
stepping off point.

Point the first: Bean's skirt.

You are the sweetest lot, really you are. Because when I finished that particular creation I walked out of my studio and announced to Chip I THINK I'VE FINALLY GONE TOO FAR. With the blue corduroy! And the many! different! colored! flowers! And the orange (!) pom poms!!! But it sort of all works... I think. So yes, I did make it my very own self. I've become a little bit obsessed with pom poms lately. If I could have my way, I would be sewing pom poms onto everything Bean wears. So far I've controlled my urges to just jeans and skirts. We'll see how long this restraint lasts.

Point the second: Etsy shop.
Related to Point the First. I'm going to truly jump into the Land of Crazy and open
my own Esty shop. I think it's time, even though I don't think I have the time. But I love doing these little creations far too much to keep them to myself any longer. Stay tuned... I'll link here when it's all up and running and ready to go.

Point the third: My hair.
Swistle asked how long my hair has gotten. Behold the insanity...

But not for much longer (I'm hilarious). I will be getting it snipped off by the end of the week - though we're not talking drastic, the ends they are mighty split and I have a personal rule (WHIMSY ONLY RULE, Y'ALL) that the Whimsy of a Certain Age shall not have hair longer than a Certain Length. My hairs have clearly entered into No Man's Land and will be dealt with forthwith. (Which, also, I'm working on a post for some more additional Whimsy Rules a la the Food Rules because that was fun, and also Bzzzzgrrrrl asked.)

Point the fourth: My child.

Let's talk about Early Onset of Twoness, shall we? Because, um, DUDE. This child is all MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE about everything (including some Very Weird Stuff like underclothing that CLEARLY doesn't belong to her). And also? With the strange mood swings? And the running off into OTHER COUNTRIES when she is set free in any open air situation? It's just madness. I would love some suggestions and/or some commiseration. And I'm just going to say, to any of my friends who are pregnant or are thinking of gestating another child with a two-year-old (or almost) in their midst? YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES. Because I don't know how I'd manage a Bean-as-she-is-right-now and a Bun (in oven) at the same time.

Point the fifth: My child, viewed from another angle.

But what I can't fathom even more is doing any of this without knowing Bean-As-She-Is-Right-Now. She is indescribable in her zest, her passion, her excitement about Everything. She laughs and whispers and shouts. She kisses and hugs and signs I Love You. She is mercurial--- but in that firecracker's burst of a second when she LOVES someone or something --if you're the object of her affection-- you will glow for days. She makes me feel like a rock star, a superstar, The Absolute End of the Earth of Coolness.

I don't think I've ever felt so popular in my life.


Anonymous said...

Well, duh. You ARE a rock star, a superstar, The Absolute End of the Earth of Coolness. It just took her Bean-ness to get you to fully realize it. (& now I dub you, Whimsy Duh. Love, Shelly Huh)

I cannot wait for the Etsy shop. CANNOT WAIT!

KAY said...

What? Weren't you the belle of the debate team?
This was a fun post. Redux must mean "extra captions for the pictures." I love the skirt. Do you think 30-somethings can get away with it?
Bean and Bun -- can't wait for that post.

Whimsy said...

Shelly Huh: You're sweet.
-Whimsy Duh

KAY: Clearly you need reminding that "debate team" and "cool" are NOT the opposite. And I don't know about the 30-somethings and that skirt. I got some funny looks when I wore it.

Swistle said...

I am SO GLAD you're going to have an Etsy shop! So glad!

Eleanor Q. said...

So I had to click on the picture to see the full image but I actually think that the pom poms make the skirt. Its a busy pattern but somehow controlled by the pom poms. Fussbot btw, is in love with pom poms.

Also: Etsy shop = cool beyond belief

Whimsy said...

Noted to add, in case you actually read my comments, I meant to say that DEBATE TEAM and COOL really ***are*** opposite things.

Ugh. That's what I get for trying to be even moderately sassy and funny.

wandering nana said...

Seriously, how could you not have 10 more knowing that they would be as cute as the bean! I think that the fact she is your child should tell you why she is so much fun to be with (this IS a compliment). It is doable -(that must be a word as I didn't get the red line for spelling "} ). I can't believe you haven't sold stuff long before this. I can hardly wait.

Amy said...

I <3 Etsy and can't wait to visit your shop!

Erin P said...

Loved it! Everything about this post was delightful!